Hm. Hmm. Happy birthday, blog! Who thought you would've lasted two years? Certainly not I, for obvious reasons. But here you are. Story of my life. And boy have you said some stupid things in the past. But that's probably just me being self-critical. I'm sure there were people who enjoyed various posts at the time. Boy, have you said some substanceless things in the past. I certainly don't want to read you over. Ah, but it's all for integrity (so, please be honest).

Anyway, many happy, subtle, and neurotic false departures and returns. Thanks for keeping me company these past two years when no one else would *pity* *pity* *pity*.