You know how they say if you have a lot of money, and you have a lot of friends because they are attracted to you because of your money, that they're not real friends, that they are only your friends as long as you have money, and you won't be able to rely on them when luck goes south?

My mother and father aren't my parents. Their money is my parents! I was raised by their money. Really.

I guess that's better than having a test tube for parents, though.