Not bad.

Solid night’s sleep from head hitting the pillow to first alarm, got out of bed before my second alarm. Pleasant ride to work in less than 15 minutes, no harrowing close-calls with psycho UPS trucks, got here on time, my head is clear, I remembered both of my bike locks, I remembered my pass card, someone in the office is playing BeeGees and my neighbor is still a freak.

Things are looking up. How normal. How boring. How nice for maybe a day. Or two.