After a couple nights of about 5 hours of sleep, last night I got a full night of normal sleep! I woke up to my alarm (for the first time in weeks) which failed to keep me awake, and after more than an hour of not being able to peel myself off my mattress (sleeping), I managed to get up and sit. The good thing about a night job is that there is a huge buffer of time before I have to be somewhere. The downside is that it's a whole bunch of time that gets wasted.

All winter I've been bemoaning not being able to get up in a spritely manner and being productive after my alarm goes off, usually around 11:00 a.m., but now I'm, like, bring it . . .zzzzz.