Received via email from Glen:

Messages That Appeared on Buttons and Signs at Saturday's Demonstration in D.C.
1) These colors don't run the world.
2) One nation under surveillance.
3) How did our oil get under their sand?
4) Go Solar, not Ballistic.
5) Who would Jesus bomb?
6) Start Drafting SUV Drivers Now.
7) Don't blame me - I voted with the majority.
8) Buck Fush!
9) It's NUCLEAR, not NUCULAR, you idiot!
10) One goose-step, two goose-steps . . .
11) Resistance is Fertile.
12) On a picture of sheep carrying flags: Stop Mad Sheep Disease.
13) On a U.F.W. sign: Pick Fruit, not Fights.
14) On a five year old: More Candy, Less War.
15) Oh, say can you see my democracy?
16) With picture of Bush, Cheney & Rumsfeld: The Asses of Evil.
17) IT'S THE OIL, STUPID!
18) War is expensive; peace is priceless.
19) READ BETWEEN THE PIPELINES.
20) No More Bush-it!
21) Smart weapons. Dumb president.
22) The only thing we have to fear is Bush himself.
23) How many lives per gallon?
24) Peace Takes Brains.
25) Anything war can do, peace can do better.
26) Negotiation, Not Annihilation.
27) Make touchdowns, not war. Go Raiders!
28) Another patriot for peace.
29) Oh Say, can You Cease?
30) Star Spangled Bummer
31) The President is a Real Son of a Bush!
32) Don't do it, George. Poppy will still love you.
33) Power to the Peacemakers.
34) The last time a nation listened to a Bush, they wandered in the desert for forty years.
35) To the people of Earth: Don't blame us. We voted for the other guy.

And I thought San Francisco was goofy . . .