Blind Date:
Woman on 'Blind Date': "I don't understand why men are so obsessed with breasts".

That's fine if women don't see in breasts what men see in breasts, but never, never, never date a woman who questions it. And for women who insist on it, if this explanation doesn't do it, don't even try:

deer in headlights.

hint: men are the deer.

I swear, you want an invincible army? Just recruit topless women and charge, the men of the opposing army won't know what hit them. And you will never see an army more grateful to be defeated.

I'm just telling it like it is.