(from lan from hapachan through chocoliz)

physical appearance
what do you most like about your body? my scars
how many fillings do you have? my teeth? hell if I know.

fashion
do you wear a watch? several: a Timex with thermometer; a glowing PopHalo; and an assortment of swatches
favorite pants/skirt color? impartial
most expensive item of clothing? probably $65 Levi's jean jacket
most treasured? Kristin Hersh "Strange Angel" t-shirt; Versus t-shirt; Throwing Muses "Limbo" t-shirt; Amina's black henley
what kind of shoes do you wear? comfy sneakers
describe your style in one word. casual

your friends
do your friends 'know' you? not a clue
what do they tend to be like? sarcastic, either hilarious or have great senses of humor, sensitive
are there traits in you that are universally liked? everyone likes when I go psycho and smash shit up
how many people do you tell everything to? 86
how many people tell you everything? "everything" as in more than I want to hear? everyone.

love
are you in a relationship right now? no
rate it on a scale from 1 to 10. 10
how 'far' have you been? nauseatingly far. It would nauseate you.
what song reminds you of your special someone? "Morning Glory" - Versus
have you ever loved a person so much that it hurt? yes, but probably not in the way you mean
how many people do you say 'i love you' to on a daily basis? 1, if imaginary people count
have you ever cheated on your significant other? no

music / tv / film / books
favorite band ever? Genesis (that's of all-time, I don't listen to them much these days)
most listened to bands currently? Versus, Modest Mouse, 764-HERO, Rilo Kiley, Built to Spill, Death Cab for Cutie
do you find any musicians good-looking? all musicians are good looking
can you play an instrument? yes
type of music most listened to? anything but country, opera, angry whiteboy rap, metal, christian rock
type never listened to? if I knew, then I've listened to it
favorite book? Catch-22; The Little Prince
favorite film? Wings of Desire; Bagdad Cafe; Field of Dreams; Hook; A Life Less Ordinary; Desert Blue; Raising Arizona; Home for the Holiday (what is it about Holly Hunter?)

religion
do you detest religion? institutionalized religion, yes; personal religion, no.
how do you think this universe was formed (explain in detail)? from a black hole in another universe. see other entries.
if you currently follow a religion, do you think people who belong to another religion are ignorant? no. Stupid, yes; ignorant, no. But stupid not because they belong to another "religion". Just because they're stupid.

homosexuality
what is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands? cute, love is love and it's wonderful whoever it is. Better than seeing two people hating each other.
do you detest homosexuality? no
do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children? agree

general questions
whom do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment? Smart man is an oxymoron. Smart=oxy, man=moron.
what do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? sunny.
do you consider yourself lucky? how so or how not so? lucky, because I'm still alive. Unlucky, because I'm still alive. Story of my life.
do you feel pity for people who commit suicide? I detest the question
choose one word to describe how you feel most often. like a smooth operator. I've always wanted to work for the phone company.