Five CDs from your collection that you will never get tired of (but never is a pretty long time):
1. Genesis - The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
2. Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowded West
3. Marillion - Clutching at Straws (re-master)
4. Southern All-Stars - Yeah!!!!!
5. Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years (you can get drunk just listening to this CD!)
Five vacations you have taken:
1. Tokyo, Japan, to visit Shiho
2. Tokyo, Japan, to visit Madoka
3. Taipei, Taiwan, to visit Josephine
4. refugee camp on the Thai-Burma border, believe it or not (It was work for Madoka, I was just tagging along so it was vacation for me)
5. I need to take more vacations
Five things you'd like to learn:
1. Japanese (hahaha, OK, only I got that one)
2. the meaning of life
3. how to cook
4. HTML
5. the meaning of my life
Five Places you just have to go:
1. Scotland, my ancestral home (OK, I didn't even get that one)
2. Anywhere Madoka is
3. World Trade Center site
4. Amoeba
5. home (once I find it)
Five beverages you drink frequently:
1. Scotch
2. Bourbon
3. Gin
4. Vodka
5. Tequila
(in that order)
Five tv shows that were on when you were a kid:
1. Bugs Bunny & Friends
2. Dukes of Hazzard (Making their way the only way they know how/But that's just a little bit more than the law will allow) I'm gonna have that song in my head all day now.
3. Star Trek (original series re-runs)
4. Cosmos
5. The Six Million Dollar Man
Five tv shows you watch now:
1. Northern Exposure (all on tape)
2. The Simpsons
3. Malcolm in the Middle
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Blind-Date
Five places to go in your area:
1. Amoeba
2. the Mission
3. Santa Cruz mountains (star-gazing)
4. Golden Gate Park to the Pacific O
5. The Headlands
Five things to do when you're bored:
1. ride bike
2. go to Amoeba
3. play gee-tar or bass with the tv on
4. blog surf
5. you really don't want to know number 5
Five things that never fail to cheer you up:
1. Music (cheer up is relative)
2. Smiles (especially on children)
3. sunlight/warm temperatures
4. katie (but only when she's around)
5. exacto knives
More "Does Someone Sit Around All Day and Think This Shit Up?":
- HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it. - WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam! - WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
Polaroids. - WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN’T WORK?
A stick. - WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN’T YOURS?
Nacho Cheese. - WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA’S HELPERS?
Subordinate Clauses. - WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quattro Sinko. - WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk. - WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite. - WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck. - WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef. - WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him. - WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers. - WHY DON’T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog. - WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka. - WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag. - WHY DO A PILGRIM’S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because he’s wearing his belt buckle on his hat. - WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, “damn.” A bad skydiver goes “damn,” whack. - HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it. - HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
Tame way, unique up on it. - WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet. - WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?
An Amish Drive-By Shooting. - HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.
Insight into my personality: My faves are #19 & #20!
Joycee factoid of the day: Paid for her party mix at Walgreens because I felt sorry that she only had like $3 on her.
