Morose:
I did not get laid off.

I am now mulling over my non-existent future. Well, no, I always consider my future non-existent, now it's just going to be dull.

A few of us went out for drinks with lunch, I think that should be a new precedent for Fridays. And from now on I'm no longer going to forego the shot of whiskey before work. I'm glad I keep razor blades in my cube. Just as like a security blankey. Completely symbolic.