Wednesday, August 21, 2002

sent from Ray
...the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

DIETS AND DYING
1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans, while the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans, while the Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION FOR AVOIDING HEART ATTACKS:
Eat and drink what you like . . . stop speaking English.